As Trump Threatens Iran, Mike Pence Masturbates Furiously To Book of Revelations

Washington, DC – While Donald Trump and national security adviser John Bolton spent the day threatening military action against Iran, Mike Pence quietly locked himself in his bathroom, pulled out his Bible, and began furiously jerking off to the Book of Revelations.

Thumbing through the Bible, Pence bit his lip and closed his eyes, imagining war with Iran for the next 2 minutes as he unloaded his precious bodily fluids.

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