Trump Goes to War With Philly; Immediately Loses
It is actually remarkable how every single thing Trump does is the worst possible decision. Somehow, in his efforts to present himself as a freedom-fighting lover of liberty (who will definitely pardon himself of the crimes he’s committed against the country), Trump has become the unrepentant suit-wearing bad guy in a sports movie about underdogs who drink locally brewed beer and work at a factory.
He puts his name in gold on everything; he owns multiple golf courses; he made a whole television show about firing people. He’s literally every villain from the 80s except perhaps Hans Gruber.